this is just a shrine-esque page at the moment, but i may turn it into a biography someday due to the heavy amount of missing & false information on his wikipedia page. mine will be more fun, anyway... a wikipedia page would never list their favourite pokemon as trivia.

capri ⇥ ⇤ news

capricorn are known for being high achievers, emotionally meticulous, steadfast, and having a good sense of humour.
our special boy released on december 30th (do you think he only gets one present for both his birthday and christmas?), so this sign is also known for being da realest

aesthetically my favourite sign, they are ruled by saturn & represented by the ancient legend of the sea goat*. in greek mythology, the first ever sea goat was pricus, created by cronos. the constellation of capricorn is of pricus, who lost will to live after his children left the sea for mountains, leaving him the only remaining aquatic sea-goat. he could not be killed due to being immortal, so cronos put him in the sky as his current constellation form.



*although not the mythological creature that i associate tyler with (you'll find out what that is when i publish my fanfic in 2050), i appreciate the tale and creatures nonetheless.

graphic design isn't my passion :( idk what else to put :( here's a picture of his bum :(

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"attention all of my worst who were once the best of friends! you're all just crows on the powerlines".